The old dude

Once there was a old dude named Airkor

A pink blob appeared on the road this morning. No one knows how it got there, but two days before people sighted a meteor from the sky. Bob our weather person says that the meteor landed at the same spot the pink blob did. Our people say that it's an alien on the run trying to kill people

Yankee Doodle went to town, A-riding on a pony. Stuck a feather in his cap and called it "macaroni." Why on earth would Yankee Doodle call his feather "macaroni"? Write a plausible explanation. You have 7 minutes.

"Macaroni" was a fancy style of Italian dress widely imitated in England at the time. Therefore proclaiming himself a gentleman.

1.Slug noodle is cooked with real slug.
2.Brain brooth is made with freash brains.
3.Guts meat is guts covered in meat.
4.DNA soup is brewed with human skin.
5.Goat liver has livers of all kind.
6.Finger ice cream has bear fingers.,
7.Arm dogs has dog legs.
8.Rib hamberger is made with ribs of fish.
9.Pee smoothie has pee.
10.Bone whip cream is crushed freash.
11.Eye tea is eyey.

1.Why is your mouth so minty fresh?
2.What is in your mouth?
3.What is on the sink
4.Think of a liquid mouth cleaning?